Got Balls?

You know, those little jumping spiders?...

They're so small and cute, maybe kind of furry...

You suck on your beer...

You stick your finger down there toward them...

They don't move away...

They jump right for you...

Whoa! You can't believe it...

You put your finger down there, again...

They come right for you...

"Hey! Gringo! I fuck you up!"...

Says the little guy...

You look...

You look closer...

"Hey! Gringo!..

What you looking for?..

You never seen balls?..

I show you balls, Gringo!"...

You raise your shoe...

The little guy stands his ground...

Eight eye's looking straight at you...

You decide to be buddhist...

That he's bigger than you...

You've learned a dharma...

For today...

Oh yeah!


Written by Bruce James Clyde 2015

Photo: Male Jumping Spider, credit unknown