Zip It Up

Why are guys such 'dicks'? They run around with loud pipes blaring, loud mouths open, dragging some 'chick' at their side. They always 'pass', but end at the light...at the same time.

Could she possibly, be impressed...even knowing, she'll be 'his first undress'? Why are guys such dicks? Why don't they pull it out, like the pistols they pack, and 'aim it at their head'?

Maybe it would quiet them down...for a bit. They are so impressed with 'their balls'. It's all about that...and their stick and their girl friends can't stand pool!

"How about 'bowling'? Huh? What do you say? Huh?" Pant pant pant...drool!

Namaste


Written by Bruce James Clyde, at Deming, New Mexico

Art: drooling, google pic