Jesus Christ! Any millennia now! Lemonade, by hand...five bucks! Horseshit, a nickel! Get the news!!! Read all about it!!! Unbelievable!!! Made, on the spot! None of it true! Rudy, read...'Beware, The Shill?'
Paper, paper, paper! Get your paper! Read all about it! Horseshit a nickel! Get the news!!! "Hey, boy! Who's that?" "Who knows? Some old guy...used to be mayor!" "Where?" "Gotham City!"
"Give me one!" "That's a buck and a half!" "Keep the nickel!" "Keep it yourself!" "Cary Grant...what a guy! Juday, Juday, Juday!" "What'd you say, kid?" "Bite me!" "I believe, I wont...'Big Apple'!".
Anything can happen, and probably will. There isn't a thing, you think you know...that's even close to real, and less, that's true. So, keep your mind open, your eyes peeled,,,and, be ready for, a big surprise!
"Merry Christmas, Judy!" "Merry Christmas, Jimmy!" "Merry Christmas, Mrs. McGillicutty...wherever, you are!"
Written by Bruce James Clyde 2016, at Deming, New Mexico
Art: Jimmy Durante, film actor, pianist, comedien
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